Ages Of Women - Fantasy - Dream Date And Drinks

Different Classification of female stages of life!
The Ages Of Women 
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 
4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. 
5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn? 

Couple Seven Year Life Itch
Insurance Jokes

Favorite drink: 
Age 17: Wine Coolers 
Age 25: White wine 
Age 35: Red wine 
Age 48: Dom Perignon 
Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser 

Excuses for refusing dates:
17: Need to wash my hair 
25: Need to wash and condition my hair 
35: Need to colour my hair 
48: Need to have Francois color my hair 
66: Need to have Francois color my wig 

Favorite sport:
17: Shopping 
25: Shopping 
35: Shopping 
48: Shopping 
66: Shopping 

Definition of successful date: 
17: "Burger King" 
25: "Free meal" 
35: "A diamond" 
48: "A bigger diamond"
66: "Home Alone" 


Favorite fantasy: 
17: tall, dark and handsome 
25: tall, dark and handsome with money 
35: tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 
48: a man with hair (preferably not on back) 
66: a man 

Pet: 
17: Muffy the cat 
25: Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 
35: Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 
48: Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 
66: Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat 

Ideal age for marriage: 
17: 17 
25: 25 
35: 35 
48: 48 
66: 66 

Ideal date: 
17: He offers to pay 
25: He pays 
35: He cooks breakfast the next morning 
48: He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 
66: He can chew breakfast