Chemistry Of Girls - Stained With POWDER, LIPSTICK & all other Cosmetics

SYMBOL- MISS

ATOMIC WEIGHT- HIGHLY VARIABLE

ATOMIC NUMBER- 420 (sry..but)



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 BOILS- VERY RAPIDLY

2 FREEZE- VERY QUICKLY

3 MELTS- QUICKLY ON RECEIVING GIFTS

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1 VERY ACTIVE AND HIGHLY REACTIVE

2 POSSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD, SILVER & OTHER COSTLY ITEMS

3 VIOLENT REACTIONS IF MADE TO WAIT & LEFT ALONE
4 TURNS RED WHEN PLACED BESIDES BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN OF SAME SPECIES


OTHER PROPERTIES
1 STAINED OR OVER-STAINED WITH POWDER, LIPSTICK & ALL OTHER COSMETICS

2 NEVER AGES BEYOND SWEET 16

3 CRIES INSTANTANEOUSLY


USES
1 A FAST MEDIUM OF SPREADING TOP SECRETS

2 BEST INCOME OR POCKET MONEY REDUCING AGENT



CAUTION
1 HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE

2 HANDLE WITH CARE & AT UR OWN RISK....

.....beware

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