Bihari Jokes - Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.

So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".

The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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My wife and I went for a meal last week and I said to the waiter "Did you know that this chicken has got one leg longer than the other?"

The waiter replied "Do you want to eat it or have a dance with it?".
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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