Anna Nicole Smith - Celebrities Jokes Collection - One-Liner Punchlines

Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith marry 80-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall?
Answer: Because a successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend! 

Question: Why should Anna Nicole Smith marry for money?
Answer: Because you can borrow it for cheaper and get bailed out if necessary!

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Question: What did Anna Nicole Smith do when she heard that 90% of accidents in the US occur around the home?
Answer: She moved to the Bahamas!

Question: Why was Anna Nicole Smith's navel always sore?
Answer: Because Dannielynn's father was also blond!

Question: Why was Anna Nicole Smith afraid of taking a paternity test?
Answer: Anna never scores well on tests!

Question: What's the difference between a Hard Rock Hotel and a Days Inn? 
Answer: Anna Nicole Smith wouldn't be seen dead in a Days Inn. (Anna was found dead at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida on February 8th, 2007)
Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith change her hair color from blonde to red?
Answer: Because red is easier to spell! 

Question: How do you make Anna Nicole Smith's eyes twinkle?
Answer: Shine a flashlight in her ear! 

Question: What do Anna Nicole Smith and peanut-butter have in common?
Answer: They both spread for the bread!

Question: What is the difference between butter and Anna Nicole Smith?
Answer: Butter is difficult to spread!

Question: Why does Anna Nicole Smith always wear panties?
Answer: To keep her ankles warm. 

Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith wear condoms on her ears?
Answer: So she wouldn't get Hearing AIDS

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