A. Professional courtesy.
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Q. What's the definition of a lawyer?
A. A mouth with a life support system
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Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A. Other lawyers look interested.
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Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist
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Q. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A. Who cares?
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Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.
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