Santa Rocks EveryOne Shocked - Punjabi Humor Collection

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Son : I clean the toilet bowl. Santa : How does that h...

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Professional Courtesy - Funny Lawyer Humor-Questions One-Liner Answer

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy. ------------------ Q. What's the definition of a lawyer? A....

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Microsoft Support Office Humor - Elementary Concept

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. Ther...

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Anna Nicole Smith - Celebrities Jokes Collection - One-Liner Punchlines

Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith marry 80-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall? Answer: Because a successful husband is one who ma...

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MP Singh Job Interview - Mentally Punctured

MP Singh Job Interview Question And Answers in a Reputed Multinational Company: OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR O...

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Agent Broker Actuary In Saudi Arabia :Strap the actuary onto my back

A broker, an actuary and an agent are all caught drinking smuggled liquor while staying in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, simply possessi...

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Pigeon Buster And Insurance Salesman - Getting Rid of Pigeons Of The City

There is a huge pigeon problem in the city – pigeon droppings are everywhere and it is a real mess. The mayor tells his staffers to find ...

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Laughable Insurance Claims - Unusually Funny Facts

Mr Fairclough was driving home from Christmas shopping when, on a bend, a car coming the other way had a huge Christmas tree badly tied...

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Actuary Underwriter Insurance Agent Competition -Man on a Window Ledge Threatening to Jump

An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o'clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to...

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Insurance salesmen - Famous Longish Jokes

Here's 5 longish jokes about Insurance salesmen. 1. Mr. John Mumford III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his de...

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Student And Examination Jokes - Say NO to EXAMS - Special Offer......

Special Offer...... 1) Special offer..... . Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Pr...

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Insurance Agent , Doctor , and Preacher -I wrote Mr. Johnson a cheque for the full $30,000

Mr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, his doctor and ...

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Insurance salesman and Risk manager -One of You Will Have to Sleep in the Barn

An insurance salesman, risk manager and a safety director are traveling in the countryside. Weary, they stop at a small country inn. “I o...

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Insurance Agent - SelfStudy Education Requirements for Policy Agents

A state adopts strict new insurance self study Continuing Education requirements for its agents. The tests they now require are very di...

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Underwriter And Insurance Agent Fun -The Train Passes Through a Tunnel

An underwriter , an insurance agent, an old lady and a beautiful blonde find themselves together on a train. The train passes through a...

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Employees And Unwanted Insurance Agent-Cannibals were recently hired by a Health Insurance Agency

Several cannibals were recently hired by a health insurance agency. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR  Representative  du...

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Insurance Jokes- Salesman Boasting About Each Companies Service

Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies service.The first one said, “When one of our insu...

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Government Benefits – GI Insurance -Which bunch they are going to send into battle first

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI i...

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Motor Insurance Agent - Camping and Relaxing in Motor Home-high-stress jobs

A couple I know enjoys getting away from their high-stress jobs in the city by spending a few weekends out camping and relaxing in thei...

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Motivational Stories The Ant and the Dove in The River

An ant is walking by the river. He looks at the river and says to himself, “How nice and cool this water looks! I must drink some of it...

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Life Insurance Jokes-If you should lose your husband, what would you get

A Life Insurance agent decides to take a good friend with him to the horse race track and enjoy the afternoon. When he returns home his...

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Insurance Salesman In Heaven -Lyrmick about record covered with terrible flaws

This is a short lyrmick about an insurance man who goes to heaven. Last night as I lay sleeping, I died or so it seemed, Then I went to...

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Bricklayers Accident Report-I hope this answers your questions

This is supposedly a true account of an accident report filed by a bricklayer. Dear Sir: "I am writing in response to your requ...

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Unacceptable Salesman Fire Revenge On Insurance Company

An insurance salesman thought he had come up with the perfect way of getting revenge on the insurance company that he'd been working ...

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Types Of Friends In Human Life You Need To Have

Did you know that people without friends are more likely to die an early death? It’s true. Just ask science. To up your chances of ...

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Car Jesus And Divorce Lawyer with St. Peter At the Pearly Gates in the Heaven...

A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. H...

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Bihari Jokes - Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji...

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Religion Jokes The hypocrites are gone now. Preacher may begin the service

The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.  The preacher was ready to start the sermon when...

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Couple Jokes-The Best Restaurant on this Block

When you dine out and all the waiters are wearing gloves... Ever wonder what's in the food that makes them afraid? ----------------...

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College Jokes - The ways professors here at the American University grade their final

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:   Dept Of Statistics: All grades are pl...

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School Teacher And Student Jokes One Holiday Assignment

One day, after school was over, a teacher walked up to one of her students. For a school assignment she asked him to find four phrases,...

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Couple Seven Year Life Itch PHILOSOPHICAL Stories

Those in a serious relationship have long been warned about the dangers of the seven-year itch. But research has found couples risk run...

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Funny Bollywood song Translation in Different Languages

Song..... HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gaye...

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Brothers Wish Jokes -Would you like to take a ride in my car

A friend of mine named Paul received an auto-mobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his...

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Golfcourse Salesman Wife and Hitman -You're going to get a two for one -Jokes

Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together. One man says, "I'm a salesman. What about you?" "I...

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Court Room Jokes - You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw." From the back of t...

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Boy And Girl in Restaurant - Waiter bring separate bills

Ek choti si love story.Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy: - I Love u Girl: - I don't Love u Boy: - Think again? Girl: - I told u. No n...

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Bollywood Movie Jokes Love Letter History Mystery

When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That's my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Dar...

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Inspirational Story- Reese-Witherspoon as June-Carter Cash in Walk-the-Line - Never Give Up

The adolescent girl from Tennessee is standing on the stage of a drama summer camp in upstage New York. It’s a beautiful day. But the g...

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Chemistry Of Girls - Stained With POWDER, LIPSTICK & all other Cosmetics

SYMBOL- MISS ATOMIC WEIGHT- HIGHLY VARIABLE ATOMIC NUMBER- 420 (sry..but) PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1 BOILS- VERY RAPIDLY 2 FREEZE- VERY QUIC...

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Welcome to INDIA Jokes - How to Identify Car Drivers in different country

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window... *Sydney* * * * * * One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn... *Japan* * * *...

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Doctor Jokes - 126 years of being a bachelor, why on earth man want to get married ?

An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a check-up.The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong wi...

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Husband Alert - Be Aware Of Nine Words Woman Use- Relationship-Jokes

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting ...

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Customer Jokes on Microsoft Technical Support- Did you install the update?

1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer : "Ok." Tech Support : "Did you...

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